First, let me begin by saying that I’m not a programmer. I have always been, first and fore most, a visual artist; that being photography and Web/graphic design. But as the nature of the Web has changed (at least in terms for designers especially) so have designers methods of creating Web sites. Gone or going are the days of static pages. The world wants dynamic, data-driven content. And that means that designers, especially one-man-army designers like myself, have to learn some kind of programming language. The two-fisted combo of PHP and MySQL has become a powerful tool for Web designers. The ability to create dynamic, data-driven sites is exciting (I know this is gonna sound dry for some of you). You can offer your clients/potential customers more interesting content based on what they’re looking for. It also allows greater levels of interaction between user and usee (is that a word?). Both PHP and MySQL are open source and free. Both are readily available and installed on most Web serves these days. But Oracle is something else. It is another database language, and it does work with PHP, but it’s not open source and it ain’t free. It’s also not as simple to learn (in my opinion) as MySQL. So today, I had to create a dynamic, data-driven page that would work off of an Oracle database. It took me most of the day to get up to speed but at the end, as of right now, I learned it - I got it done, thank God. And I’d also like to thank Mark. Without his help today, I would surely be mad, raving and bald (from tearing my hair out) by today’s end. So, that was my adventure in technology for today. If you’ve got a funny or interesting story about your adventures in technology, drop a note in the comments section. Ciao.