Thank God For Valium
April 04, 2005 | 25 Safar 1426
I’m not ashamed to say that I need something to chill my behind out when I fly. Truth be told, I fall to pieces on a plane. Take-off and landing are the worst, especially take-off but all of it’s unnatural if you ask me. But thanks to Michael I got the hook up (I may be asking Yaelie for more in the future!!). What a magic, little pill. It just calms you out like you wouldn’t believe. I smirked at take-off, giggling as the ground pulled away. There was a ton of bad turbulance at landing time. I just laughed as the plane swayed heavily back and forth. People were wild eyed and I just sat there, looking out the window, indifferent, laughing! Man, what a way to fly! So I made it here to the Philthy. I’ll be back the 13th. Hold my calls.
