Oh, So You Bad Now
November 24, 2003 | 29 Ramadhan 1424
Ring, ring…
‘Hello? Is there a lab monitor there?’
‘Click…’
Ring, ring…
‘Hello? Is there a lab monitor there?’
‘No! Shut up and don’t call back!’
Oh, so it’s like that now, is it? You must be one bad-ass b$%@# if you think you can put it on me like that. Naw, f*%@ that. Hold up a minute. Le’see what this is all about
Intermission…
‘Hello? Ah, who answered the phone a few minutes ago up in here?’
Silence…
‘I said, who answered the phone?’
‘…I did…’
‘Why did you answer the phone and tell me to shut up if you don’t work here?’
‘Well, the phone was ringing and no one was here and it was annoying.’
‘Oh, I see. And that means you get to talk to me like that? You must be really bad. Now look, if I want to hear from you I’d hire you for $5/hour. Now, if the phone rings again, don’t pick the damn thang up!! Yeah, that’s right. I thought so…
