Wise Prophecies From the Dalai Lama
October 20, 2003 | 24 Shaban 1424
Comandante and companion, Pat, sent this to me in an e-mail. We shall see as to how wise this Dalai Lama is:
“…The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you. Very interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. Do not cheat by looking
up the answers…” I most certainly did not cheat. We shall see if I make a liar out of Mr. Lama.
Make a wish before beginning the test!! - I have.
A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four
questions. I can attest that I answered them all honestly.
Personality test: Put the following five animals in the order of your preference and write one word that describes each one of the following:
- Horse
- Tiger
- Sheep
- Cow
- Pig
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
- 1. dog - companion
- 2. cat - sneeze
- 3. rat - trap
- 4. coffee - bathroom
- 5. sea - big
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate to the following colors. Name just one person for each color.
- Yellow: María
- Orange: me
- Red: Jason
- White: Zang
- Green: Rebeca
Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.
- Favorite number: 2
- Favorite day of the week: Sunday
Wish for something you really want: “An
endless supply of soft-scrambled eggs and crispy bacon. Hmm, hmm. I
can smell them now!”
Here is how the Dalai Lama interpreted my information:
Item # 1: This will define your priorities in your life.
- Horse Signifies FAMILY - Aww…, isn’t that sweet?
- Tiger Signifies PRIDE - What are you trying to say, Mr. Lama?
- Sheep Signifies LOVE - Yo!, that’s just messed up.
- Cow Signifies CAREER - Ahh…, what again?
- Pig Signifies MONEY - Damn!!, he’s totally right!
Item # 2:
- Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY. - So you’re saying I’m my own best friend? Oh!, that’s original
- Your description of cat implies the personality of your PARTNER. - Ahh, baby, I don’t mean nuthin’ by that. Honest…
- Your description of rat implies the personality of your ENEMIES. - Yeah, I like that. Very Sun Tzu.
- Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX. - Whoa. Perhaps
these aren’t best for the public forum. - Your description of the Sea implies your own LIFE. - Duh, I’m really big Mr. Lama? Sheesh…
Item # 3:
- Yellow: Someone you will never forget - See María! And you say I never do anything for you.
- Orange: Someone you consider your true friend - I’m beginning to
sound kinda narcissistic Lama! (What kinda name is Lama anyway’s?) - Red: Someone that you really love - Jason. Oh…, no… Hey, man. I didn’t write this shit.
- White: Your twin soul - Zang. I always knew you was my boy. Right on!
- Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life - See baby!! We was meant to be, yo!
Item # 4: You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put. This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium-just take a few seconds to read it and think.
Man, I don’t know. This Lama character needs a little practice. Not exactly battin’ a .1000 if you know what I mean. That’s some pretty wack-ass shit he just came up with off the top of his shiny, bald head. Yo, Lama! I didn’t appreciate that shit you said about my woman so the next time I see you, you ‘best have my eggs and bacon or it’s on!
