Unbeknownst to yours truly, I’ve been living my life out of control, that is according to Tom. I always thought it was safe but according to Tom capers should be eaten in moderation. It was not revealed to me what the consequences of eating a high-caper diet could be but I’m not willing to take the risk and find out. This was devastating news. I love a good pizza with anchovies and capers. Lemon chicken and capers. Okay, you can see where this is going. But all is not lost. I don’t have to give them up, just have them in moderation. Thanks, Tom. That was a close one (wew…).